Quick Clips: Catalina Classic

12 May

Boyz 2 Men in Hood River

4 Apr

This video was made by Paul Spaulding aka GREENSBEATS. It features the talents and vices of Hood River Oregon locals.

Really?

19 Mar

In order to get stickers from Skeet Skeet Bang Bang you must send a self-addressed-stamped-envelope (SASE) and one dollar in the mail. Five pennies and a cherry flavor blunt wrap is neither of those. I’m sorry Higgins, but it seems as though you are the one blowing it.

2012 Mini Bike Winter

15 Mar

On February 20th, 21st, and 22nd the City of Portland was captivated by an event enigmatically titled, “Mini Bike Winter.” Different contests such as “Chariot Wars,” “Bike Bowling,” The Cupcake Challenge,” attracted a very large array of serious competitors. Spectators were filled with an overwhelming blood-lust and a hunger for pizza they never knew possible. Paul and I documented the intensity the best we could. Although, as the nudity and tomfoolery became more grotesque over the span of the weekend, our zeal was worn and we quickly hurried back to the quiet life of Hood River.
Only in the later stages of editing did our excitement about this project return to us because we came to the realization:
The internet needs more Rev Phil.
Rev Phil is the man with the handlebar mustache who can be seen squeezing his derriere into a plastic bag that reads, “Forever 21.” He is an inspiration. If you see him around Portland, thank him for Paul and I, he has made this video what it is.

Curbs and Chaos

12 Mar

“They’re there, they’re everywhere, they’re free and they are funner than a $10,000,000 roller coaster.” -Julien Stranger

Holy Hell!

8 Mar

Skate Art

7 Mar

Hot Lips lurker Chad has always been cranking out some funny/crazy/creepy artwork while he enjoys a slice and pint. This one, being skate related, deserves to be posted on SSBB. If anybody can name who’s head that is in the upper left corner, you get a lame prize or something.

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